The Simile Museum

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“The baby’s eyes were dark, almost black, and when I nursed her in the middle of the night, she’d stare at me with a stunned, shipwrecked look as if my body were an island she’d washed up on.”

-Jenny Offil

“So. What do you think? Are you convinced now I’m as crazy as a tulip or a taxi? As vagrant as a cloud?”

-Sandra Cisneros

“Profound was Gary’s relief the next morning as he bumped and glided, like a storm-battered yacht, into the safe harbor of his work week.”

-Jonathan Franzen

“Long fingers arched like grapple hooks.”

-William Carlos Williams

“An unsettled feeling keeps the body front and center. The wrong words enter your day like a bad egg in your mouth.”

-Claudia Rankine

“I looked at her blankly, although the truth, like a lone and flagging swimmer, was gradually making some headway in the black sea of my ignorance.

-Roberto Bolaño

Salmonella

“Standard, like the salmonella in a poorly cooked chicken sandwich.”

– Hamilton Nolan

Final Act of Disillusion

“He looked as cold and thin as an icicle, but as serene as God.”

-Louisa May Alcott

“Oh how we Americans gnash our teeth in bitter anger when we discover that the riveting truth that also played like a Sunday matinee was actually just a Sunday matinee.”

– David Shields

“She was married to a spanish painter named Pichot, who was a rather wonderful creature, he was long and thin like one of those primitive Christs in spanish churches and when he did a spanish dance which he did later at the famous banquet to Rousseau, he was awe inspiringly religious.”

-Gertrude Stein