The Simile Museum

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“The sun floats up above the horizon, like a shimmering white blimp.”

-Margaret Atwood

“And then laughter that was at once nervous and uncontrolled, like that of a child awake past her bedtime, running on the energy of a new hour.

-Rebecca Wolff

“All of his tenderness is like a minotaur gazing at a cow.”

-Guy Davenport

“I can’t figure out whether women were drawn straight to his eyes, bathed in a false and saline mistiness like gray oysters, or to his lips, always shut over his small and regular teeth.”

-Colette

Nothing is ever wrapped up with such diabolical neatness as a shoebox.”

-Vladimir Nabokov

“Our mother is the sole survivor. We leave her trembling in the chapel. Where light filters through the glass belly of a saint. She sways on her knees like a nervous parakeet. Light comes through the shepherd, then through the lamb. Her glasses are huge. Her lips are drawn to a tiny slit. With her hands she pushes down the air. She chirps, but, but, but.”

-Beth Steidle

“She turned the top of the salt grinder a few time and shook the contents into her palm. The uneven crystals glittered like drugs or geode innards.”

-Rachel Zucker

“Grin like a kid caught smoking behind the barn.”

—W. P. Kinsella

“Slander, like coal, will either dirty your hand or burn it.”

-Russian Proverb

“Teeth all awry and at all angles like fence.”

-George Garrett