The Simile Museum

“She turned the top of the salt grinder a few time and shook the contents into her palm. The uneven crystals glittered like drugs or geode innards.”

-Rachel Zucker

“Grin like a kid caught smoking behind the barn.”

—W. P. Kinsella

“Slander, like coal, will either dirty your hand or burn it.”

-Russian Proverb

“Her throat was full, with a mole like a tiny cameo in its hollow.”

-Eudora Welty

“Teeth all awry and at all angles like fence.”

-George Garrett

“A goatee discreet beneath voluminous dreads like plumbing gone awry.”

-Joshua Cohen

“I begin to long for some little language such as lovers use,

broken words, inarticulate words, like the shuffling of feet on the pavement.”

-Virginia Woolf

“The lamplight pulses like wounded honey through the seams

into the soft night, and there is laughter: but nobody else cares.”

-James Agee

“He flies around in stolen cars. Wherever he stops,

kids grow like gourds from women’s bellies.”

-Natalie Diaz

“A book as thin as a Ritz-Carlton sandwich.”

-Stephen Leacock